Still going to bed now obviously; it was a long journey. We didn't even fly and my arms are tired! (That'd be a heckuva lot funnier if that were actually true.)
Since we've got the rest of the week to celebrate Thankingsgive, I figure I'll make a list of 50 things I'm grateful for!
- 1 I'm grateful for like wolves n' crap
- 2 I'm grateful for how terrifyingly vast the ocean is.
- 3 I'm grateful for how terrifyingly mind-numbingly vaster space is, how insignificant the size of the ocean is in comparison, to take our minds off of how terrifyingly vast the ocean is.
- 4 I'm grateful for money.
- 5 I'm grateful for the fact that I don't have much of it (money,) which keeps me humble.
- 6 I'm grateful that I didn't say to list 100 things I'm thankful for.
- 7 I'm grateful for the fact that I'm also splitting this list up into more than one post, so that I don't have to think of all fifty right now.
- 8 I'm grateful for safesearch functionality on image searches. I should actually start using it, because things have been seen.
- 9 I'm grateful that I'm home.
- 10 I'm grateful to be with family.
- 11 I'm grateful that 50 divides so easily by 4, instead of coming out like 12.5 or some crap, so that I don't have to come up with 12 gratitudes on half the days and 13 on the others.
- 12 I'm grateful that that's just sarcasm, that math really is self-consistent, and that that one Ted Chiang story where it's not is just fiction.
- 13 I'm grateful for in-line links so that I can link you to aforementioned short story so that you can know what the Greek I'm talking about.
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