Walking in a Winter Wonderland

   That's a messed-up song. Pretending the snowman is Parson Brown? Wait, so now see's seeing a priest behind your back? A priest! That's all kinds of wrong. And you seem to be okay with it, that's even worse. Is that, like... a cuckold thing? Or... what, your relationship is platonic with her, and that's why you're letting her see a priest?

   Maybe you're just setting her up with him, yeah, that makes sense. Isn't it kind of forward, though, bringing up the possibility of marriage on the first date? But he did it first. No, but you don't ask "are you married" as an icebreaker. I mean, that means that this isn't even a date. It's just a casual little chat. Now that is forward. "No, man. But you can do the job while you're in town." Saucy. I've never heard of such a thing. Getting hitched to a priest on your first meeting with him. And having the gall to refer to it as a "job," like it'd just be another... oh. Oh!

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   Alright, fine. Then how about, uh, Have a Holly Jolly Christmas? Somebody waits for you... Gizzard wants? Gizzard wants for me? I mean, what would even make sense there... kiss her once? Kiss her once... Oh, okay, then. Never mind.