- If the zombie apocalypse came upon us, remember that the greatest threat to your survival is not the undead, but your fellow survivors.
- The next greatest threat is the environment.
- Then yourself.
- Then zombies.
Aside from these essentials of food and water and toilet paper, you're going to need nonessential, comfort items. Not for yourself, you understand. After the apocalypse, these will be in such high demand it won't be funny. We're talking cigarettes, candy, coffee, drugs, pornography. Anything addictive or routine, that people can't live without. And weapons. These things generally come in very high demand in prison, they'll come in high demand here. Such a flow of goods will make you non-disposable to your team, increasing your likelihood of survival considerably. Meanwhile, though, I suggest cutting your own dependence on these things. Except weapons. And maybe toilet paper. Having nothing you need could only make you a shrewder bargainer.
But, yeah, this is supposed to be fun, not an economics lesson. It's about how you'd fight the zombies. My own strategy? It's like yours, but also I'd totally wire a grenade to my heart so that I blow up as many of them as I can when my heart stops beating.
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