Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Mythology Wednesday: Polyphonte

   Polyphonte was the daughter of Hipponous and Thrassa. Thrassa's father was Ares, god of war, and that's going to be important. Remember that now. Alright.

   Polyphonte was a total devotee of Artemis, and Aphrodite didn't like that very much. Being goddess of love, she figured she could totally mess with Polyphonte, though. If there is one thing that Artemis likes, it's wild animals, and if there are two things Artemis likes, it's wild animals and virginity, so Aphrodite totally realized, dude, I could make Polyphonte fall in love with, crap I don't know, a bear, and she and the bear would totally get freaky, and it'd be a twofer to break up the Artemis/Polyphonte sismance (which is like a bromance, but with girls?)...

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