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Offstage Voice: So, what. You're saying Marvin and you had legs once?
Collin: Not us, Bambi. The ancestors of the modern drama masks. The two brothers.
Offstage Voice: So, you've never had legs. Do you even know what pants are?
Collin: Yes, but be don't even have a place to put them. No legs, no pants!
That's why we can "walk" around without pants and avoid the censors' [sic] wrath!
Unlike you and your forest friends, who have legs.
But, you know, you're all animals, who don't have pants, either.
Offstage Voice: Wait, so... It's not about having the rights to the characters?
Is that why we're off screen all the time? 'Cos we is... nekkid?
Collin: Yup.
Offstage Voice: ...
You can't see me, but I'm making a goofy frat boy face right now.
Collin: Alright!
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