Tuesday, November 6, 2018

I Mean, I'm *Pretty* Sure *Cats* is Going to be Animated...

It's the Web Censor profanity filter! Also censoring out the word "queer," the word "porn," and the second half of the phrase "Moby Dick" (though it's up in the air whether I blame them for that one.) And it seems oddly selective, even random, over when it's going to censor words or not (it doesn't in Incognito mode, so...*) My sister logged onto the Chrome for some reason, and it imported her plugins and favorites tabs. That's got to be it, mystery solved.

So I want to talk about all the animated films that are slated to come out next year, anyway. Well, not all of them, but you know. Like, I'm not counting the "live action" Disney CGI remakes or anything, but, heck in no particular order:

There's going to be a Playmobil movie, and an UglyDolls movie, and I'd be a lot more excited for those if the Trolls movie and the Smurfs The Lost Village movie hadn't been so whelming. (UglyDolls is being helmed by  Kelly Asbury, the Smurfs The Lost Village guy, which to be fair I prefer of the two; Playmobil: The Movie is written and directed by WDAS's Lino DiSalvo, head of Frozen's animation department.)

Minecraft film. Detective Pikachu movie. Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Angry Birds 2.

Secret Life of Pets 2.

Lego Movie 2.

Frozen 2; Toy Story 4.

Emoji Movie 2.

no just messing with you, there's no second Emoji Movie coming out

or is there

no there's not

but there is a Wonder Park coming out, not to be confused with this year's live-action theme-park-based "comedy" Action Point. (zing!, Johnny Knoxville! oh wait that's right you make more money than I ever will; I'm sorry!)

The Addams Family! Yaaaay

You know how WAG came out with Smallfoot this year?, of course you do, because ZENDAYA IS MEECHEE


but Laika is coming out with "Missing Link" and Universal is coming out with "Abominable." Which I don't know anything about other than the title, but a lot of people are going to be sorely disappointed (me. I'm going to be sorely disappointed) if it isn't yet another sasquatch film. (I guess it's just an idea whose time has come.)

I just looked it up, it's totally going to be another sasquatch film. So.

Chris "Lilo & Stitch" Sanders is coming out with an animated Call of the Wild movie. Londonheads, be on the lookout, and rejoice with me!

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And of course, there's a couple films whose trailers are already out. Spies in Disguise, and

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*That alone has got so much IMPLICATIONS

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