Friday, February 6, 2015

Thespis Strip Dated Sunday, February 6, 2011

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TRANSCRIPT:
Collin: L'esprit de l'escalier: staircase wit. Fridge Logic applied to comebacks. It happens to us all. Someone insults us, and we have no choice but to take it because we can't think of anything.
If it's such a pervasive problem, that means there's a whole industry there waiting to be tapped.
Just think of it, Marvin: an entire corporation that does nothing but sell comebacks. We could have them monopolized!
Best of all, just think of how cheap our legal department would be!
Marvin: That makes no sense.
Collin: That's what you think.
Marvin: Somebody sues you for selling a defective product, and your entire defense consists of said defective product?
Collin: That's what you think. 
Marvin: But-
Collin: That's what you think. 

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