I just discovered the existence of Zionist/Illuminati conspiracy theory sites on the internet, and... well, I'm kind of psyched, because hey you guys that's just so awesome; but I'm also kind of bummed for Ron Paul, because he strikes me as a genuinely likable guy with well-considered stances on the issues, and the fact (?) that this is the best (?) support he's got is kind of an outrage. Even if the moon landing was a hoax (or at least the first one anyway) and the Holocaust was a massive fabrication to garner support for the Jews, could you guys just, you know, keep it to yourself until after Paul makes it into the White House? Also, if the government is just a massive propaganda machine designed to deny that fluorescent light bulbs rot our children's brains, what makes you think that Ron Paul has a shot at the presidency at all anyway? He could be one of them disguised as one of you, and you wouldn't know it. Oh snap. Or maybe Ron Paul is the real deal, only allowed to continue to provide a cover of plausible deniability? Aargh this hurts to think about.
The obvious take-away from this is, the more circular your reasoning becomes, the less coherent and logical and perhaps even removed from reality you get. Just follow this line of logic:
I've been thinking a lot about religion lately. I think that makes me part of a Papist Zionist plot to molest all children? Nope, becoming clergy is too much work, and it wouldn't be viable at all considering my career path so far. But, now that I know that the TSA is just a scam to scan little children's bodies in a ploy for free and legal child porn, I guess I could do that instead. (BIG FAT SCREAMING NOTE: this is satire.) Okay, that doesn't quite follow, but, exactly.
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