Groceries, Part III: The Shoppening

   I had forgotten and/or left some important stuff off of yesterday's list of groceries to buy, so now, after the shopping trip, I've compiled for you a shopping list of things that I actually did buy. It- wow. It occurred to me... That's boring. This entire thing might be boring; I might be boring. I mean, sure, I get excited over the concept of a warm fresh pair of socks, but shouldn't everyone? Shouldn't everyone?

   Once you get past the grocery-normal stuff, like the lettuce and the olives and the tomatoes, you'll find I'm also into like Greek and Indian foodstuffs. So, uh, there's that.

• Lettuce
• Olives
• Tomatoes
• Onions
• Carrots
• Chicken broth bullion
• Beef broth bullion
• Hamburger (15% fat)
• Some mushrooms
• Some mushroom Alfredo sauce
• Shell noodles
• Spiral noodles
• Bisquick
• Horseradish
• Tahini
• Refried beans
• AN AVOCADO
• Cream of rice
• Hummus
• Corn muffin mix, apparently

   Also, there's the stuff I would have bought had we not already had it:

• Feta cheese
• That hash'd potato stuff from the earlier list
• I don't know, like flour or something?

   Yes, I truly live on the edge.