The News: "Anton Yelchin is dead."
Me: "But he'll get better, right?"
Taco Bell Diablo Sauce: "Can't even take it."
Me: "Hmm. I guess this is pretty spicy. Naming yourself after the Prince of the Air himself, though, that's pretty extr... OH GOSH THE HEAT. LIQUID LIQUID RIGHT NOW. OHHH GOSH I'M SORRY I TAKE IT BACK."
...Me at the CD rack at the district library earlier today: "Hmm, there's sure a lot of Florence+The Machine albums here... When am I ever going to feel like listening to Florence+The Machine, though?"
Me IN THE PRESENT LIKE LITERALLY RIGHT NOW: "...man I could go for some Florence+The Machine right now."
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